I knew a woman who swallowed a fly...

Except it wasn't a woman, it was me!

I am just back from a 25 mile cycle, and managed to swallow a fly on the Moneyreagh to Comber Road. A small bug's flight path crossed in front of my gob as I was gulping in air and proceeded to make me cough, splutter and retch as I cycled along.

Not only did I get one in the mouth, I also managed to get one in the eye, and have now determined that I should procure a pair of sporty sunglasses! So if anyone reading this has a pair and would like to lend them to me for a week, you could save my sight!